| Tekst scrolla | HI! THIS IS THE NEWEST DEMO FROM THE WORMS! (TODAY IS 29TH SEPTEMBER '89) THIS DEMO IS DEDICATED TO ALL SPECTRUM USERS IN POLAND (AND REST OF THE WORLD, OF COURSE!) HI TO ALL DEMO MAKERS! BUT AS FIRST I MUST SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS DEMO. DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS DEMO IS CALLED "LOGIC"? NO? IT'S VERY SIMPLE. CAN YOU SEE THOSE SQUARES ON THE TOP OF THE SCREEN? YOU MUST THINK AND BY USING KEYS "Q","A","O","P" AND "SPACE" MAKE ALL SQUARES LIGHT BY ONE COLOUR. PROGRAM WILL NOT CHECK THIS ,SO THIS IS ONLY TEST FOR YOU. BY THE WAY, THIS ISN'T VERY EASY AS IT LOOKS! TRY TO DO IT!! WHEN YOU WILL PLAY THIS FASCINATE GAME YOU ALSO MAY LISTEN TO SOME MUSICS FROM GAMES... KEY "1" PRESSED TURNS ON MUSIC FROM "TASK FORCE", KEY "2" TURNS ON "SUBWAY VIGILANTE", KEYS "3" TO "7" TURN ON TUNES FROM "INTERNATIONAL RUGBY SIMULATOR" AND KEYS "8" AND "9" TUNES FROM "BATMAN" - PLAYABLE DEMO OF "BATMAN" GAME FROM "SINCLAIR USER MEGATAPE" FROM SEPTEMBER'S ISSUE OF S.U. AND KEY "0" PRESSED CLEARS ALL SQUARES AND TURNS OFF ALL TUNES IF YOU FOUND ANY SPELLING OR GRAMMAR MISTAKE THEN DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, 'CAUSE MY ENGLISH ISN'T VERY, VERY, VERY GOOD. (IN MOST OF POLISH SCHOOLS ALL MUST LEARN RUSSIAN, NOT ENGLISH) NOW I'M GOING TO SAY HELLO TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND A FEW WORDS TO THEM HELLO ALL WORM-MEN: MIKROPOL ,BR0MBA AND ME MYSELF!!! HELLO TO ALL HACKERS: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYK, MAC, RAF, BILL GILBERT, WODZU 1, WODZU 2, PHONEX, SUNGAM, SMALL RAF (IF YOU WILL EAT MORE YOU WILL BE THE BIGGEST RAF ON THE WORLD, BIGGER THAN BIG RAF), HACKER CHRIS, S.S CAPTAIN (NOW IF I FOUND ONLY ONE GAME WHERE YOU REMOVED 128K MUSIC, THEN...), SZAFRAN (WHAT'S WRONG, GUY? ARE YOU ILL OR WHAT?), TAXI-DRIVER (WHY YOU DON'T BUY A ROLLS-ROYCE? IT DOESN'T COST TOO MUCH IN POLAND...), KEJNI, DI GI, GEN MARTINEZ, KICIA, EDDIE FROM MINSK MAZOWIECKI, BRUNO, LEONCIO, AXELSOFT (WHEN ARE GOING TO VISIT BAJTEK'S GUIDE?), SEAN ADAMS (OTHER FDD 3000 USER FROM SECOND END OF POLAND...), MACHULT, KULA THE KING CO. LTD., THE BIENIU BROTHERS, MARIUSZ, MARCIN, MICHALSIU, KOZIOL, KISIEL, SEBASTIAN, HOBBIT, AND ALL OTHERS... AND NOW: HELLO THE SECOND HALF OF THE WORLD! HELLO THE LORDS FROM HOLLAND! HELLO BIRAN! I HEARD THAT YOU SAID MY JOKES ARE POOR??? THEN ONE MORE JOKE: ONE GUY BUYS A BOOK ABOUT LOGIC AND WHEN HE MEETS A FRIEND AND WHEN THIS FRIEND ASKED TO HIM WHAT LOGIC IS SAYS: DO YOU HAVE AN AQUARIUM? -YES, I HAVE. -SO YOU LIKE FISH? -YES, I LIKE. -SO, YOU LIKE ANIMALS? -YES! -SO, YOU LIKE HUMANS? -YES!! SO, YOU LIKE WOMEN? -YES!!! SO, YOU AREN'T HOMOSEXUAL. -YES!!!! -AND THAT IS ALL LOGIC. AND THAT FRIEND MEETS HIS FRIEND AND EXPLAINS HIM WHAT LOGIC IS: -DO YOU HAVE AN AQUARIUM? -NO, I HAVEN'T. -SO, YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL. (NOW YOU MAY LAUGH WITH IT!!!) IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT WITH ME THEN WRITE ON THIS ADDRESS: KASSOFT UL. WESOLA 4/35 87-800 WLOCLAWEK POLAND!!!!!! SEE YOU LATER!!! BYE!!! |
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